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Father's Day

Last month we celebrated mothers, and now it’s the fathers’ time to shine! Father’s Day is locally celebrated on the third Sunday of June, falling on 19th June 2022 this year. The day honours fathers, forefathers and the father figures in our lives with rituals dating back to ancient Roman times.

Father figures are celebrated for their protection, support, and security amongst other things, but one way they are known to express their love is through their corny ‘dad jokes’! How can they be so bad and so funny at the same time?!

Let’s have a laugh at some of the best dad jokes around for this special occasion. You can even set up a competition with your own fatherly figure and see who comes up with the best ones.

  • I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
  • Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
  • I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
  • What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
  • What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
  • I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
  • Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
  • I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  • Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
  • I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!

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